Spider Bites Miss Muppety
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So pale that miss muppety
sat down on her tuppety
eating her white curds and whey

while she didn't know
sat just down below
a spider awaiting for day

then came that miss spider
a black one, to bite her
the others just shouted hooray!

A dark one and uppity
that bit our miss muppety
finding her pale, but a prey

a bite from this widow
a pinch from that shadow
a muppety supper that day

cried out did the whitey
right up to almighty
a shout up and out and away

But she was a goner
arachnids were on her
oh happy they were on that day

- for Uma N.

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